The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
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The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.
"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"
"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."
When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty
A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.
Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.
To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.
This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.
Energy that is wasted by leaving electric devices plugged in when not in use.
If you're not listening to the radio, you should unplug it because it still uses phantom power.