Mississippi Pickle

The down-south version of a Blumpkin. A sweet aromatic experience where you insert the genital of a defacating man into your oral cavity. Known for the sweet smells of defecating southern foods.

I had fried chickenand gumbo last night, I'm hoping brandine is hungry for my Mississippi Pickle.

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pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

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Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

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pickle wash

oral sex performed on a man by a woman

I'm goin' over to Suzy's to get a pickle wash!

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Pickle licker

a man who likes to suck cock

"Jeremy is a pickle licker. I'd dump him now if I were you"

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Pickle Tickle

When a guy tickles his pickle:
1. Having sex
2. Jerking off

Carl caught Dupree in the midst of the pickle tickle. (From the movie "You, Me & Dupree")

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monkey pickle

a banana, so named because monkeys are widely reputed to love bananas

(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."

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