Lamp Post

A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.

Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post

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appreciation post

When you post something somewhere out if appreciation, it can be anything like sending a letter, posting something on social media (pics,vids or stories)

Brad: Yo what’s that Linda posted on her story?? Who’s Mordred?? Jeez she’s such a weeb

Putin: It’s an appreciation post for Mordred from Fate/Apocrypha

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Post Poacher

A newsgroup / forum user who waits until someone else has answered someone's question, and then posts the same answer, slightly reworded, in order to try and get some credit (and an MVP nomination)

OP: Can someone help? How do I access ServerA from ServerB using ProgramA?
- User1: Just add a permission entry for ServerA in ProgramA
(30 minutes later)
- Post Poacher: All you need to do is edit ProgramA's permission settings to allow ServerA
- User1: Good work Einstein. How about coming up with your own thoughts for once?

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Fed posting

Fed posting is when an obvious federal agent is trying to pose as a harmless social media user but is obviously trying to remove any opposition to the American authority by either lying about communism or spreading bait for potential incriminating responses

Pretty online girl: I don't like what the Chinese Communist Party is doing with communism to fight America

Everyone else: Nice try, CIA. Next time maybe make it less obvious you're fed posting

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Shit posting

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups

Does georgina ever stop with the shit posting?

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Posted in the trap

When a person is living in a ghetto area.

"Aye you see that nigga daquan over there"
"yea"
"you know he stay posted in the trap"

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post killer

a noun, someone who goes and puts the lamest comment ever under someone else's outrageously awesome post on facebook thereby ruining the post so that there is no possible way of redeeming it

Man, I just put the most wicked post ever on facebook and then some post killer put the lamest comment ever on it so now its ruined!

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