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The season of which to receive "dome", "head" "blowjob" or oral sex as its known. Ranges from the beginning of September to the end of December.
It's dome season boys... prepare yourselves
a period of exodus of mostly young, Nigerians to foreign countries in search of a better life. Peak Japa Season is usually between the Summer and the Fall.
Person 1: I never see John around. What's up with him?
Person 2: Bro, it's Japa season. John has left the country!
When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover
Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned
1. term used by commentators to describe a footballers sometimes hilarious miss.
2. term used by friends to mock a male who has failed to shag the town bike
John Motson: "Rooney, Giggs and Ronaldo, now surely, Ye - Oh - no! miss of the season. Piss poor shot from Ronaldo
Kev: "As if you didn't bang Sally, she is soo easy!"
Gav: "Yea but i forgot my rhohypnol"
Kev: "Oh, mate, miss of the season!"
Another way of saying 3 months, or 1 quarter of a year.
Marco: Hey Polo, when did I open this lunch meat?
Polo: I think it was one Fortnite Season ago.
Marco: Shit, it’s now expired.