Soap

Something that causes you to get molested in a shower at prison.

Prisoner Bill: Oh no, I dropped the soap.
Prisoner Wang: Your free trail for being in peace has expired...

Soap

One hell of a name. Makes you wonder how they passed selection.

What the hell kind of name is Soap eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?

SOAP?

The best way of showing your confusion is asking someone this very simple question. Coined by a youtube poop

Fred: So I was looking at her nipples and then I did this thing with the blah blah blah....
Billy: SOAP?

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

soap fellow

a guy who over reacts and is very gullible.

mans a soap fellow bruv, he believed that i was a fuggin ghost mate.

soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat