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Located in Ashland, Oregon. Thought of as a liberal arts school, the faculty provide a well rounded education. Sports teams use the name Raiders with a logo of a red tailed hawk.
I go to Southern Oregon University.
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An anotomical male who, instead of seeking out companionship in a significant other, opts to masturbate, thus satisfying his sexual needs. He has friends, thus satisfying his other human needs, but may not feel the desire or see the worth in cultivating a relationship.
I knew this guy, he was a real southern boy. I told him to give me a call when he had his life together. Last I heard he went to Minneapolis to become a welder. I wonder if he'll ever settle down with anybody.
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Centrally located between Watts and Beverely Hills, the University of Southern California is the home of the Trojans, Fuck the Bruins!!! USC is also home to the rich and select poor kids on scholarship. Also known as the University of Sexy Chicks, this is a ridiculous misnomer, but at least our bitches are hotter than the ones cross-town, Fuck the Bruins!!! The weeks consists of sleeping through classes and eating "food" in the on campus cafeterias. The weekends are filled with sausage-fest parties, unless you happen to be a frat boy. And let's not fail to mention the soon to be three-peat national football champs. Also see UCLA sucks at everything.
The University of Southern California Trojans fucked the Oklahoma Sooners 55-19.
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A 4-year university in Statesboro, Georgia. This is the real GSU. GSU is home to the GA Southern eagles, the fastest growing FCS football team in the nation.
The school is often the victim of abuse from 'students' from georgia state trash talk GA Southern because all the beautiful women come to the boro for school. GA State students tend to be angry weirdos due to the fact that they have to live and go to school in the slums of Atlanta sharing housing complexes with homeless people. While GA State kids spent Saturday night running around avoiding being hit by flying bullets and cars on the highway, GSU students are hard at work meeting the hottest girls and guys at local bars.
Although GSU students know how to have fun, there are many promient GSU alumni such as Daniel Cathy - President of chik-fil-a, Zach McLeroy - founder of Zaxby's, Hala Moddelmog - CEO of Arby's, Luke Bryan - country music singer as well as several PGA tour golfers.
GSU is the best damn school in the land.
Go Eagles!
"I go to Georgia southern University"
"I wish I was you"
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There are many ways to define leaving on a southern train.
1. To be inject/be high from injecting heroin.
2. To listen to (and enjoy) Stone Temple Pilots.
3. To actually leave somewhere on a southern train.
1. Man, that steve guy is so leaving on a southern train.
2. "I'm listening to "Sour Girl", now i'm leaving on a southern train"
3. Joshuwa is taking a train from Cleveland to Atlanta, therefore leaving on a southern train.
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The act of having anal sex with a female and ejaculating inside her anus, then letting her fart out your cum into your mouth, and then having oral sex with her and putting your cum inside her vagina, then having vaginal sex with your cum still inside her vagina.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to do a Southern Cheese Burrito with her on our 1 year anniversary, and it was the wildest thing I have ever done.
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This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!
James - Why you holding your nuts?
John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!
James - Oooh what happened?
John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.