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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013


spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 30, 2020


Freezing Spray

The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.

Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.

by Onlefor May 29, 2023


Fly Spray

When you brew with other more lazy less desirables that are so disgusting you have to gather the muck into a muck trap. Leave muck trap to rot so it’s a gathering of the fucking jugallos (flies). Then unexpectedly flood the muck with enough chemical to turn it into Jonestown.

I fly sprayed out at the brewery. Hopefully it will be better tonight. I was getting eaten alive there yesterday.

by Br3w3r August 25, 2021


Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021


Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021


Sprayed

act of telling ones business to others that it does not concearn, when it is understood not to be shared

Grace was feeling herself and sprayed her friend's business at the party.

by Kingtim76 April 9, 2018