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partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts
I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night
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You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.
"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"
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a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.
Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."
or
"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
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The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...
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1) woman who are fucking nuts!
2) an attractive woman who happens to be nuts / crazy
Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"
DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"
Karl: "Squirrel bait?"
Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"
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When you have crammed your pole so far down a bitch's throat, she has a nut in each cheek.
The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.
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Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
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