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You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.
"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"
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The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...
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a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.
Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."
or
"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
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1) woman who are fucking nuts!
2) an attractive woman who happens to be nuts / crazy
Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"
DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"
Karl: "Squirrel bait?"
Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"
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Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
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When you have crammed your pole so far down a bitch's throat, she has a nut in each cheek.
The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.
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The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.
Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
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