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Found hanging around train stations at 7:30 (waaay past their bedtime) on a saturday/friday night, just waiting to go and 'bash dos try hard lads up'
They are usually found in the western suburbs of Sydney (penrith, blue mountains, rooty hill, blacktown, mt druitt ect) wearing striped shirts with their collars up, canturbury/adidas/nike ect track pants or footy shorts, white caps (also polo/sports brands), nike TNs or any other type of sport branded clothes.
They are seen hanging around on street corners or train stations in big circles acting all 'hard'. (they're really not)
Also hanging around with Lasses (female equivalent of a lad).
They usually talk about things being "eshays" (who knows what the actually means).
At day time they 'hang' around westfield malls and drive around in their shitty 4 seater cars (they're usually p-platers) with at least 8 people in it, honking their horn at any girl they see walking. (I know i tend to avoid them)
Usually filthy hair and shitty hair cuts with rats tails.
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Normal Kid "Yo, did you go to ____'s party the other night? I heard that some lad fucking taged his/her FLOOR!"
western sydney Lad "Oh man! I did that! aww, so fricken eshays brah. I gotta go to Penriff and walk around like i'm about to fuckin rape some girl that's in the change rooms at canturbury brah, even though i can't afford shit there"
Normal kid "=/ go fuck yourself."
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A refinement of the spitroast position in which two guys take a women, one in the mouth and the other in the vagina.
To achieve the 'Sydney Harbour Bridge' the guys at each end raise their arms at a 45 degree angle over the woman and hold hands while banging.
Johnny, I really enjoyed doing the Sydney Harbour Bridge with you the other night. Let's go and find a willing skank so we can do it again.
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What 40-50 year old overweight, ugly guys say they are to A/S/L in internet chatrooms to other unsuspecting 12-40 year old males
<sk8rboi18>Hi A/S/L
<sexy_chick_15> 15/f/Sydney
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The act of a man ejaculating between a woman's breasts and then preceding to tit fuck her, thus creating a cream bun
I came on her chest and got her to give me a sydney cream bun
Sex Position, invented by kangaroos in the Land Down Under. You Have a partner receiving anal sex and having the mouth stuffed with another dick. The person giving the anal sex is in turn also receiving anal sex. Everybody participating must stand at different levels and angles thus looking like the Sydney Opera house. Bonus points if you have opera music in the background.
Bro 1:Hey man did you go to the orgy party at Steph's on Saturday?
Bro 2: Yea man Me and 3 other guys did the Sydney Opera House on that Hoe.
Bro 1: Hell yea bro.... wait a minute what guy analed the other guy?
Bro 2:.....
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"Men who are going places start at Hampden Sydney".
HSC is not for everybody. People who don't go are turned off by the abundance of money, girls, guns, and alcohol. That person has since come out of the closet after realizing HSC is not for him. Although it is easy to get in, it is hard to stay. Boasting the toughest Honor Code that even VMI idolizes. HSC is the last vestige of the "southern-gentleman" and is epitomized through bow-ties, polos, and Southern Comfort bourbon. Maxim magazine rates it the #1 school to get laid and they could not have been any more right. On the weekends this quaint little all boys school turns into an animal house style country club filled with guns, sex, alcohol, and more alcohol. Nearly becoming coed in the late 90's the Hampden sydney men came to their senses and realized that,"they don't need girls they are doing just fine with yours."
HSC man 1-"hey man we need some girls for the party"
HSC man 2-"no prob let me call up the UVA, VT, Randolph Macon, Sweet Briar, Longwood, and Hollins girls. I'm sure they would be more than happy to come"
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