15/f/Sydney

What 40-50 year old overweight, ugly guys say they are to A/S/L in internet chatrooms to other unsuspecting 12-40 year old males

<sk8rboi18>Hi A/S/L
<sexy_chick_15> 15/f/Sydney

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Fun Buzzer

The clitoris: a manually operated organ of female sexual arousal and orgasm. Located at the top of the Giggle Duct.

Man, I got on your girlfriends Fun Buzzer and she popped so hard she cried.

I didn't know she had one or where she kept it.

You gotta look in her giggle duct

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Toolshed

Molly, or having to do with or being like molly

Molly is a toolshed

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S.B.D.

Silent But Deadly.- Fart, air biscuit, phewumatic turd driver. A warnig of smells to come.

I alway yell 'incoming' when I let go a SBD.

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touchole

The anal opening. Only touching of it is grudgingly allowed. Many women resist fingering of this until sufficently aroused and then many discover it is a one way ticket to internal fireworks.

Qim squirmed when first I fingered her touchole. But after some clit clobbering I easily slid two fingers in her touchole and the moaning and writhing began in ernest.

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