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When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."
Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward
Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.
Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back
Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?
An Asian Snitch with an eight inch WANG
He Is Such An Edward Chang
Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason
HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer
he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea
HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)
He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.
in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops
Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown
I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass
A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.
Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.