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An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.
The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.
If you are willing to share your last piece of cheesecake with someone,You love that person!
I like him enough to share my last piece of cheesecake..(meaning I love him)
The forbidden treasure only the bravest or most audacious reach for.
P1: He is going for the The last slice of pizza
P2: The bravery
P3: The audacity
The final point of irritation before drastic action is taken.
I'm on my last gay nerve here, one more crack like that and I'm setting fire to your hair!
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Avatar: The Last Airbender, is a cartoon show sequenced in episodes, created by Nickelodeon. Although it stars a group of kids saving the world, it's attracted many fans even though the plot of kids saving the world is extremely overdone.
The cartoon series is made by American cartoonists, despite the Japanese Anime touch.
The story is an epic adventure in which a group of humans with the ability to bend the individual substances of the Earth travel around the world in an effort to teach the Avatar how to manipulate them. These substances are Water, Earth, Fire, and Air. The Avatar is a spiritual being reincarnated repetitively from body to body. It exists to aid humans in their suffering and to bring tranquility to the Earth.
The Avatar in this story is a young 12-year old boy named Aang, who comes from the Air Temples of the Air Nomads. He runs away when he finds out that he's the Avatar and coincidentally escapes in time before Firelord Sozin (king of the Fire Nation) torches the temples with a comet in an effort to destroy Aang, who would supposedly end his attempts to conquer the Earth Kingdom.
When Aang runs away on his pet sky bison, he falls into the ocean due to a storm. Overpowered by the churning waves, he sinks below the water and the Avatar state (a condition in which the Avatar combines all his/her past experience with the experience of the other Avatars into one, becoming stronger than before) caused the water to freeze, preserving him in ice.
A hundred years later, two kids called Katara and Sokka (of the Southern Water Tribe) set out on a fishing expedition and discover Aang in the iceberg. Katara being a waterbender, causes the ice to melt and Aang is freed from his icy prison. Then, the two follow him around the world on his sky bison Appa in an effort to teach him how to master the elements. Along the way they recruit Toph Beifong, a skilled earthbender; Zuko, the son of the current Firelord Ozai; and Suki, a skilled warrior who soon becomes Sokka's girlfriend.
Aang learns how to control the elements from these teachers and also finds out how to master the Avatar state and to remove people's bending.
Aang confronts the Firelord at last, and eventually traps him in the embrace of the Earth. Then, he removes the Firelord's ability to firebend, refusing to kill him because of what he learned from the monks he grew up with in the Air Temples. Then Ozai is sent to jail for the rest of his life.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Last Lap Syndrome - or LSS, is the annoying fucking disease that plagues racing games everywhere. It usually occurs on the last lap of a long, hard, and/or very important race.
Symptoms include:
* Ramming into a tiny rose bush that completely totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.
* Leading 99 percent of the race only to be passed by the A.I. while he simultaneously receives a blow job from your girlfriend and flips you off saying "SUCKA!"
* Head on collision with some stupid ass taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.
* Leaving your sucky ass opponent completely totaled a mile away in his junker, only for him to recover as the best damn racer in the known world - then proceed to leave your slow ass rotting in the gutter while he blows passed you for the win.
Greg: How long have you been trying to beat this track?
Mike: Two days. But I'm in first now; I'm going to win!
Greg: ...
Mike: NOOO! I HIT A DAMN LEAF! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!
Greg: Heh, sounds like a case of Last Lap Syndrome.
Mike: DIE
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The greatest band in the world, not to mention they have the greatest guy in the world as part of their line up! Of course I am referring to Sonny Moore, who is in fact 18, not 16.
The line up consists of:
Sonny Moore - vocals
Derek Bloom - drums
Matt Good - guitar and vocals
Jon Weisberg - bass and throat
Travis Richter - guitar and throat
Their lastest album, "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count" is currently my favourite album and should be checked out by all of you. Seriously.The songs are brilliant and my personal favourite would have to be "Populace In Two".
This band's album is a must-have for all you emo kids out there ;)
Lyrics to Note To Self: "Note to self, I miss you terribly, this is what we call a tragedy..."
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