Your mum

1) Used in the form of an insult

"Get a mum"
"When they have a bring your pet to school say, you can bring your mum"
"Your Mum"

ya mum

Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

ya mum

The woman i plugged my internet connection in to get some hardcore porn

I sure could go for some of your mum right now

mum and dad

When two of your friends finally get together and they become the Mum and Dad of the group.

It usually means they are a very wholesome couple.

You and Becky are Mum and Dad!!!

Ya Mum

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

ya mum

tell ya mum i left the money on the fridge!!

shit ur phone had fuk all vibration! yea so does ya mum

ya mum is so fat she has 2 iron her pants on the drive way

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum