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what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.
derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”
When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.
"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"
The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week
Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait
A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake
lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car
Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"
Every other gen: "What." 💀
when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE