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Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.
puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.
Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha
skate boarding poser.
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A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.
Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!
Allah Akpost!
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After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.
HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
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The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.
Standard GameFAQs topic:
Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.
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Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.
GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.
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As if the fact that people utterly cheat by using GameFAQs isn't bad enough, they also have this Internet "forum" run down by a community full of many different kinds of people, but I will run down the list: grammar whores, grammar whores, nerds, losers, over-excited losers, pervs, Nintendo fanboys, people who act like GameFAQs is life, and smart and funny people, but we'll ignore those for now, because they're always ignored by the legions of people who use "1337" common Internet lingo that is supposed to boosts' one's low self esteem, and are marked by people who are sucks ups and whose dreams it is to become a fucking moderator in life.
Okay, and while usually it runs fairly smoothly like this, whenever one posts a topic, you usually get sucky responses. Normally, when people don't know the answers to questions one asks, they just say "Oh, look, you spelled going wrong, hahahah," or "nice grammar, dude." Hah, faggots.
Next up is the people who are pervs: normally, when someone posts something, some sick joke about boobs, vaginas, penises, etc. will come into play by nerds, and sometimes they aren't even funny. The nerds and losers use 1337, and it is apparently to boost their "cool points." Worst of all, they always are goody-goodies who don't break the ToS and are always posting things like "lol *steals ur cookie on your b-day THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW! MUAHAHAHAH! *slaps u hahahah I win* They're such retards, and I wonder if they do hat in real life. Oh wait, these same people are depressed and go to the Internet to boost up their courage.
Now, there are no such things as opinions on Satan's Asshole, err, GayFAGs. I don't get why people argue and insult each other on something as trivial as a fuckin game. Especially Nintendo fanboys, who don't let anyone say anything about their precious Metroid being boring or their Mario sucking, because they will say you can go shove your head up your ass if they think you're insulting Nintendo's "wisdom" of thousands of ports. People will patrol the site until you say that Zelda is the best series. They will also play a game day to night and think about every little thing and find out every non-relevant thing.
And, boy, the moderators, the people who supposedly "help the site" but not only destroy it, but destroy their lives in the process. Now, they will always moderate you for everything like being very funny and they love ruining funny jokes. You will get modded for just voicing your opinion, or saying something besides little immature pretend parties and whatnot, or being very funny, or if they are losing an embarrassing argument. Social stuff is a no no, and even topics related to the game are apparently off-topic. And they think they're clever and are God. Eat my ass, okay, so I said that some kid's mom is beaten daily, does that warrant a ban? You can supposedly contest this, but the moderators will never change their minds. Flawed system. On top of it, people who want to become a mod in life mark everything they see, even if it's funny.
And the karma system is so suckie. Anyone who doesn't have over 1000 karma is thought of as someone who has a bad opinion, and knows nothing. Basically,you get it for logging in once a day, so some person on a 900 account with sucky comebacks is instantly more fun than a cool person of 20 karma, because obviously it measures intelligence.
So, there's nothing good at all about GayFAGs. Everything has some sort of loophole and makes the site feel exploited. The most important part is the community, but most are dumbasses who are seeking depression cure. The end. Never ever go there. EVER. Unless you want people who will badly influence you and make you obsessed with games and GameFAQs.
An average day on the GameFAQs Message Boards:
Poster 1: Wow, os how did my birthday come so fast?
Poster 2: Err, you spelled so wrong.
Poster 3: Because you touch yourself at night.
Poster 4: *gives you cookies and throws party*
Poster 5: *steals cookies*
Poster 6: whhhaaaat who cares, you're a newbie.
Poster 7: You should get a Nintendo system ONLY.
Poster 8: \/\/0\/\/ Y0U 4R3 s0000 1337
Poster 9: Happy birthday!
Poster 10: Can't we get something better around these boards than someone's fuckin birthday?
*poster 10 is then modded because he was voicing his opinion*
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