To have sex with-
Comes from the male pornstar Mandingo, who cleans pools of busty blond chicks who live in giant houses, yet seemingly never have any cash to pay Mandingo for his services. However, he does accept having sex with them as payment.
I would totally clean her pool.
You know Steve? I cleaned his sister's pool last night.
The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex
Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool
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Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"
MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
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A preferred parking spot (ie. front row parking at a store)
It must be my lucky day I got Billy Poole Parking at Walmart!
Shorthand for a potential fiasco in general that may happen in the future, although primarily aimed at fiascoes in foreign policy action. Usually something to keep an eye on so it doesn't escalate. Refers to the celebration by Libyan gunmen after they took an "American diplomatic compound", as mentioned on HBO's "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver".
"We'd better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Libyan pool party over there."
trying to have sex without an erection
I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.
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When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.
Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."
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