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Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad
YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh
Ur mom is a great comeback for anything and everything.
Pumpkinly: S'up.
Gus Fritos the bus seat: Your mom. OHHHHH GET ROASSTTEEDDD OHHHHH
Sometimes it doesn't even need to be a comeback. It can also be a respected formal greeting.
Saratoga: Your mom. OHHHH GET ROASSTTEEEDDD OHHHHHHH OH MY GOSH
Josh: You're literally stupid.
Saratoga: You're just jealous of me!!
Josh: Can you just shut up?
Saratoga: I know you are but what am I?!!
Clearly, Saratoga won that argument. Ur mom is a very powerful phrase that can easily change lives for the better or for the worse. Great power comes with great responsibility. Remember, always be swag and never be a drag. Your mom. Get roasted. OHHHHH
Some more examples for those of you who are slower learners:
Gru- I got an 100% on my test today.
Idiot 1234- I got a 94%
Gru- Haha, stupid.
Idiot 1234- YOUR MOM.
(Gru starts crying in a corner.)
Another example:
Snaps- I think your hot, 4.
4- Awww... thanks... :)
Noah's- You kind of are...
Mullet- I think she is incredibly ugly.
4- You know what? I'm done with you mullet. You should go hitchhike back to your house and cut off your mullet while you're at it. No one freaking likes it! So, leave us now.
Mullet- Fine, I will. Not like you all would care, anyways. You won't even say goodbye!!
4- Oh, yes we will! (Deviously grins) Everyone, snaps for Noah's mullet!
Snaps- I thought it was snaps for Everrett!
4- Oh, shut up.
Noah's- Yeah Snaps, shut up! Ha!
Snaps- Oh yeah?
Noah's- Yeah.
Snaps- YOUR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4- You just got roasted really bad.
Snaps- Yeah, well, at least he didn't say Eli-i-dus...
Noah's- True, and at least your name isn't Mrs. or Mr. sklisosoislsiosksoisosidoisoisolsiosijklsisisli.
4- Your hair doesn't look electrocuted, either!
(And the three continued to snap for Noah's Mullet into the sunset.)
Heatwarming story, right? Now you know the meaning of your mom, so, YOUR MOM!
Used as a comeback to pretty much anything.
Jim-What did you eat last night
Clark-UR MOM
David-What are you doing after school today
Mark-UR MOM
you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom
a comeback to literally anything someone says to you
person 1: dude i just got a win on fortnite
person 2: dude i just got ur mom
person 1: im fat
person 2: ur mom is fat
person 1: shut up
person 2: ur mom shut up
“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.
Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.