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The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.
"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"
When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
Check how much you are worth before any service is done …. Doctor’s office, Hospitals, RX etc.
my wallet biopsy did not allow for the full check up.
wallet biopsy could only get me the generic.
The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .
Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “
A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
The noisy slogan of Capital One.
Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.