Robot Water

A red bull and vodka mixed drink.

I drank so many robot waters last night.

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tranny water

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).

My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.

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Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.

(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?

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pee water

weak light beer with little taste

"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."

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Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.

I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.

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Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

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bucket of water

A person who is full of themselves.

"You bucket of water."

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