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Jack is a pussy. He thinks he is hard, but he just isnt, most jack's have a massive head, and alot of them look at little kids because most jack's are nonces. Did you know? 1 in every 3 jack's grow up to be pedophlies?
"mate, did you see jack! He got a boner over my kid!
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A guy who is secretly gay but talks about chicks all the time to cover up. He’s usually a tall guy with big vagina energy. He wants to marry guys and he’s omega gay.
“Yo did u hear about jack talking to that girl.”
“Yeah man but he’s actually a Jack; aka homo.”
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He fucks all the bitches and nobody cares. Guys wish he was gay so they could be fucked by him.
Girl1: Man I want to be fucked by Jack!
Girl2: not as much as I do!
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A boy that talks to lots of girls at once, fake tans and looks orange and is shit at football. Main hobbies- sending pictures of his non-existent abs to girls
Girl 1- he just wanted to use me
Girl 2- he's such a Jack smh
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A baby who is white that beats the crap out of the racoon and has so many powers
Baby Jack Jack beat the racoon up
Masturbating while eating food from Jack in the Box (preferably those shitty tacos.)
James: Hey bro, you doing anything this Saturday?
Julio: Probably gonna get baked and then Jack n' Jack.