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The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.
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To poop in a sock and strike someone with the sock while yelling "whoa"!
I ran at Jolly Green and gave him The Joey Lawrence for being so fat.
Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
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The best couple ever their so cute together!!!
1. He is so cute
2.Shes so pretty
Omg look Celeste and Joey are kissing there so cute!!
Look theres Joey go talk to him, I cant he's Celeste's boy
Dude look theres Celeste go talk to her I cant shes Joey's girl.
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Acting like a radical libtard about everything, and arguing with feelings, not facts. The more "feelings" you have in your debate instead of facts, the bigger of a Joey Duffy that you are.
Did you see those Joey Duffy's out there blocking the highway for trans rights? They became speedbumps very quickly!!!
Man, I saw a couple of Joey Duffy's last night.... all dressed in drag screaming about not getting to pee with the girls on the playground!
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Joey Jordison is a famous musician who started become well known for his drumming with the increasing popularity of his primary band "Slipknot". He is primarily known for his drumming talents in the band "Slipknot" and being the guitarist and backing vocals for the band "Murderdolls".
Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.
Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.
To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Shane: Have you heard 'Murderdolls' or 'Slipknot' lately, they've got some really catchy songs. And that drummer/guitarist, "Joey Jordison" is very good.
Josh: YEAH he is (:
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most dope ass mothafucka hittin tha streets fo real
dayummmm that nigga should be like joey i fo sheeezy
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A sex position. While a couple is having sex in the kitchen, the man has the woman bent over the counter and while having sex he cooks her an omelet on the stove.
Last night, we did it Joey-style.
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