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I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!
Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking
I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!
A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle
Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through
A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member
B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate
A) tod has a huge worm handle
B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle
Me: You're being such a fridge without a handle.
Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!