Kankakee

It's just the K-thrilla. A once thriving railroad town that has become over run by gangstas and hood rats. But it does have a airport where jimmy buffett once landed.

Dave: "I'm reppin' the K-thrilla"
Bill: "Dude your white, call it Kankakee"

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Kankakee

1. noun. When a manatee gets a canker sore.
2. noun. May also refer to a small town in Illinois.

I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?

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Kankakee

agreeing with a one's statement

Person 1: Mood
Person 2: Kankakee

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kankakee creampress

When one man ejaculates under another man's ball sack, and then pushes said ball sack down in a pressing manner toward the taint.

Adrian really loves it when Elliott gives him the Kankakee creampress!

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Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

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The Kankakee Goosechase

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.

"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"

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