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The racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. This either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: "You are a racist" or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.
Coined on Mock The Week, by Frankie Boyle, when someone made a racist comment against Scotland (his homeland) and he replied: "Thanks for opening the racist door for me."
"Hello children, shall we see what's behind the racist door today? Oh, it's ching chong chinaman."
<hears racist comment> "Does anybody hear a creaking door?"
- Frankie Boyle
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Another name for white pizza.
How come there's no black pizza?
"Excuse me, this pizza has red sauce on it. I want to request a racist pizza. I don't trust anything that's not white"
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someone who leaves the over or under cooked part of their food, even when its still edible.
guy: hey why haven't you eaten that piece of pizza?
girl: its not cooked the same as the rest, its slightly burnt
guy: you culinary racist!
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One who is part of the republican party. Includes Rick Santorum, George W. Bush and Rick Perry.
Me: Man, did you see Rick Santorum's speech last night, he's such a racist elephant!
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To refuse to fuck (or any other type of sexuall deeds) with a specific race
Dude i would never fuck sheniqua shes black u kno im Sexually racist
Dude i would never fuck Barbey shes so white
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Sure, we are all happy for our friends' new arrivals. They post pics on Facebook, and we Like them. A pic or two is cool, but not fucking 325 of them. The endless fountain of babies splattering all over my Facebook feed like a money shot makes me want to vomit. Fine, I'll admit it: they all look the same, and I'm a baby racist.
What the hell, I can't tell babies apart anymore--they all like same. I must be a baby racist.
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