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A reckoning. Face the music. You're going to get what you deserve
Time's up. The end's in sight and you better face the consequences of your deeds
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The act of being as late as a filipino, can be arriving to or starting an event. Originates from the philippines as traffic will always make you late. Usually relates to 30min - 1hr late.
Miguel "wasn't the show supposed to start at 7?"
Rica "oh they are running of filo time"
John "wheres rob?
Steve "filo time"
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Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask
“Yo it’s horny time come over and give me sex!”
“Fine your lucky it’s that time”
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When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.
Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.
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To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").
John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
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The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.
Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!
Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?
Glen: Wow...
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A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.
Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.
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