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A Bell-Press is a word that should be used at all opertunities.It means a Bell-End that has been squashed very much by a females hand.
Or an insult saying that person should die and is quite gay, and should insert their penis into a blender.
Enjoy!
John-"That man is such a Bell-Press!"
Wallace-" Yeah hes well gay, i saw him shuv his penis into Borrices anus! "
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Basically a sex bell, or love bell as some people may call it is. a bell worn on a necklace or collar as some may prefer that. the bell rings while having sex. thus the term sex bell.
Guy: we should get you a cute kitten collar
Girl: oh yeah thats so cute.
Guy: haha its gonna ring when we have sex.
Girl: Oh so it'd be a sex bell
Guy: yup. >.>
*5 mins later bell is heard ringing rapidly*
see sex bell
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A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.
Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.
I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?
Me: Yeah sure.
-2 hours later-
Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!
Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?
Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
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adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.
I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.
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When a male slaps his testicles on the forehead of a female while pleasuring himself.
Roommate 1: Dude! what was all that noise in your room last night?
Roommate 2: My girl finally let me Ring the Bell on her!
Roommate 1: Ah Dang! Get it Quasimodo!
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Bradley Bell plays keyboard/backing vocals in the post-hardcore band chiodos. He is the 2nd most liked in the band. below craig(lead vocals). Bradley is a very skilled piano player. he is better than Aaron Rothe(drop dead, gorgeous) at singing and keyboard. Bradley is a fine looking man.(no homo). He is also very good at matching his voice with craig. He usually wacks off about twice a day. he also wears capris. he used to have a jew fro. i dont know how he got rid of it. if i ever meet him one day i will ask him.
I saw chiodos last night! bradley bell waved to me. and flashed his sack at me while he played his keyboard !
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