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When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.
Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!
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What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.
{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!
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A chili pepper in a girl's hoo-ha
My dad put this Mexican chastity belt in me to keep the boys out!
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a totally smexi chick. if u have a elzabeth anna belt ull fall deeply in lobe for her.
i love my elizabeth anna belt
dude 1: damnnnnnnn
dude 2: what??
dude 1: her!!
dude 2: whom
dude 1:its elizabeth anna belt
dude 2: ohh yea i see her every were, yea she is so sexy
dude 1: yea she gave my whole group a bone.
lolz
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When you pull your balls out of your zipper, tuck them under your belt and let them hang over the front of your belt buckle.
Marcus broke out the African belt buckle for the girls at the movie theater.
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a black leather belt with studs around the sides.. now know as an emo belt commonly worn my an emo fag.only a retarded trend such as emo could run such a cool belt into the ground and make it the belt of choice for a fag..
that gay little emo kid has a heavy metal belt, that fuckin pussy ass poser bitch...
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Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.
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