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What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"
brother-"really?"
reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
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A term used for overly large vaginas. Refering to the popular wet weather rubber footwear, Wellington Boots. If a certain level of skankiness is suspected custard can be added to the mix.
Her cunt is like a Welly Boot or Her cunt is like a Welly Boot full of custard.
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A wet winter hazard when one's footwear is soaked from stepping in a fruddle or slushy frozen puddle. In addition to thawing snow, juicy boots may contain discarded cigarette butts, decomposing fast food wrappers, ice-removing salt, and black exhaust ice crystals.
I was stumbling to the Sevie and stepped in a fruddle, now my juicy boots are filled to the lid like a cherry-cola Slurpee.
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A practical joke played on an unsuspecting roommate executed by whacking off in a clean pair of their socks, replacing them in the drawer, and then waiting for the victim to place the "sticky boots" on their feet.
Roommate 1: What's up dude!
Roommate 2: Nothing ass clown; I'll have you know that you ruined a perfectly good pair of socks by giving me sticky boots!
Roommate 1: You're welcome!
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when a long haired animal walks through shallow water and their wet fur clings to their lower legs, while the rest remains poofy, like classic reichswehr.
your dog just walked through a mud puddle, now he's got hitler boots
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1. An act in which a work boot (preferably heavily worn) is filled with rancid meat and beer, then poured down a person's ass crack into another person's mouth.
2. The boot used in the above act.
Gary made the pledges to the meat boot; now they all have intestinal parasites!
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