My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.
Carl is a bum-bailiff.
A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.
Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..
Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll
Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead
The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating
Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.
The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.
Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.
When someone doesn't know it's actually called lip balm, they call it lip bum. Don't ask me why they do it, they just do.
Billy: Why do you wear lip bum?
Mel: IT'S LIP BALM YOU IDIOT.