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My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.
Carl is a bum-bailiff.
This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead
A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.
Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..
Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll
Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating
Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.
A French fry that falls out of its container and onto the bottom of a paper take-out bag. Sometimes found in twos, other times found in large groups with other bum fries creating a greasy bottom. Bum fries are in no-man’s land, hence are up for grabs by any party that shares the same take-out bag.
Friend 1: “Hey! Stop eating the fries from the bag, those fell out of my box!”
Friend 2: “Nah man, that’s just a Bum Fry!”