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National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii

by notageekr July 7, 2024


National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

National Buy Malakhii something day

by notageekr July 7, 2024


Buy Some Debous

To buy some debous (pronounced DeeBiss), means to buy something that you don’t really need, or to be financially irresponsible. Like, for example, getting a gas station snack.

Let’s go buy some debous

by Poopwizardd1 April 12, 2024


Buy-winning

The act of spending money at a great loss to the consumer, but still a tremendous win for both the seller and the buyer.

Interviewer- "Charlie i heard you were wasting a lot of your money at a clothes store this weekend. Is it true you bought a bowling shirt for 800 dollars?"
Charlie- "Yes, but i like my shirt so i would say i wasn't wasting my money but i was buy-winning."

by Walooza Malooza May 10, 2011


National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.

Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?

by spookiespringles June 29, 2023


we buy any car

The catchiest jingle on TV

Person a: don’t do it
Person b: FIND OUT HOW MUCH YOUR CARS WORTH AT WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM
Person a: now that’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life

by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 6, 2023


buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024