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/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022


buy it

To die or be killed.

If anything goes wrong it will happen so fast that you’ll buy it without noticing that you’re dead

by Mexinando September 16, 2023


Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 25, 2024


buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 11, 2023


Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023


Jimmy Duc Bui

Jimmy has a girlfriend, and you should stay off of him, show some respect

«Sara and Jimmy Duc Bui is togheter show respect and stay away. Find someone Else to bother

by Toblebobb July 24, 2020


Ego buying

Buying merchandise or any item just to feel like your with cool crowd, but you don't have money and just waste it when you can.

Tyler really wanted that limited edition sneaker Jay-Z has, so he ended up ego buying the same expensive sneaker even though he doesn't have money to eventually pay for it.

by theryanc0la February 15, 2024