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When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...
Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?
Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets
Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
Racial slur for an islander
The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer
Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.
Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.
When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding
She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.
what kinky bitches think about when sucking dick
"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"