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A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.
Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.
"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.
The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.
Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"
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noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.
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An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.
(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)
”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006
“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007
“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008
“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
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Where an lgbt person has come to fing out about a ‘coming out box’, it’s just a joke to confuse the straights, but you didn’t hear that from me
Gay 1: “sis I got my coming out box”
Gay2: “omg queen what did you get”
Confused straight: “ a what?”
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A pre-chorus part of the 2013 Imagine Dragons song "Demons". In 2021, it gained popularity in memes as a joke about semen, being paired with videos of various white liquids being sprayed or spilled.
Often paired with Gaviscon firefighters spraying thicc white liquid, which is the kingdom of "coom".
Semen Jizz funny 😂😂😂🥶🥶🥵🥵
Dan Reynolds: "This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come"
Some girl: "Swallows coom violently"
Meme community: CoOm
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