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Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
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10 year old boys.
10 year old boys who steal from /b/.
10 year old boys who steal from Reddit
10 year old boys who steal from ED.
10 year old boys who think they're the elite of the internet.
10 year old boys who think 9gag creates memes.
10 year old boys who think Rage Comics are funny.
10 year old boys who think all memes come from 9gag.
10 year old boys who think that forced memes are hilarious.
10 year old boys who think they're part of the '9gag Army'.
10 year old boys who think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
Call of Duty fanboys
Virgins
Newfags
16 year old girls
Basement Dwellers
Fags
White Trash
People who wear hats incorrectly
People who sag pants ironically or non-ironically
Anyone who believes that they are part of the Anonymous
Throughout the vast space that is the Interwebs, the 9gag community has outdone even cancerous sites such as Ebaumsworld and Buzzfeed as being the biggest clusterfuck of 12 year-old boys laughing and clapping their hands like autistic and/or paraplegic seals. Hosts the world's highest population of newfags per capita.
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A college that primarily offers 2-3 year diploma programs; often refereed to rather condescendingly as junior college. In Canada, Community College is generally known simply as College while four-year degree programs are normally taught only at a University.
Generally, focuses on a more practical, hands on approach rather then a theory heavy approach. Also has much less focus on the academic subjects and more on technical ones (although most programs will have at least some academic subjects but they’re not the focus).
Usually costs far less then a four-year degree program type of college and is often a more practical option for people that don’t want tens of thousands of dollars in debt from student loans.
People tend to look down on community college because of its technical focus rather then academic focus. They seem to feel that anyone not strong academically is stupid. People that think this way seem to forget that not everyone is academically inclined and everyone learns differently (hence, why there are different options for education).
Many go to Community College because they cannot afford the privilege of going (away) to a four-year college or university.
In short, Community College is another option for education that has a technical rather then academic focus.
I went to Community College because I wanted a technical, hands on approach that woulden't leave me tens of thousands on dollars in debt.
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If communism was in the US we would have a better economy.
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the most definite and reliable form of government. Having a rich country with communism will end up with no poor people. Sharing everything including land will mean we wont have to negotiate deals with others, especially us introverts. With this in place we can assure a home, food, and all necessary supplies for everyone. Communism will save us. We can become a better nation. We need this.
Mom: Son what is your favorite thing in the whole wide world?
10 year old boy:Communism.
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(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.
Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"
Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"
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Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.
"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.
Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"
2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."
3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
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