Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.
Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!
the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night
Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo
Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.
Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker
The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?
Not after they fired Brad's wife!
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A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"
Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"
Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"
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Expression when something goes wrong.
Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?
Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.
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Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance
Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'
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