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When you get so drunk you piss your pants and laugh about for hours instead of cleaning yourself up
After all of those Jager Bombs last night, I was such a Daisy Mae Tinklepants.
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A country girl that looks good in Daisy Dukes.
She looks good in Daisy Dukes, shes a Daisy Duke devil.
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The daisy powerline 880 is a bb/pellet pump action rifle usually sold for cheap at your local Walmart or overpriced at a sports and outdoor's store the shit comes with a 4×15 scope for better accuracy and you can successfully hunt small game with it.
Today I took out a crown with my daisy powerline 880 pump action rifle and now hes in my freezer.
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bro, did you hear that Tyrone is half oopsie Daisie?
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verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.
kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy
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A terrible disease where if you don't talk to Daisy for over 3 hours, you get grumpy an mad.
Dang do you have Daisy deprived syndrome. You need Daisy to talk to her soon.
On this day you get to kiss anyone named daisy. No matter the circumstance you can legally kiss a person called Daisy.
Person 1:yo what day is it
Person 2:May 3rd?
Person 1: No its national kiss a daisy day
Person 2:Woah *kisses daisy*
Person 1:*also kisses Daisy*