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Donald Trump

Where do I even begin?

1. An egotistical, lying piece of shit who thinks he’s always right

2. A 74-year-old man baby who has never been told “no” before.

3. A man who has said disgusting things about black people, Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, Jews, women in general, female celebrities (some of whom were children at the time), even his OWN DAUGHTERS.

4. A guy who 26 women accused of sexual assault (with a recording of him bragging about it), but faced no punishment for doing.

5. A businessman who should’ve NEVER gotten even close to the Oval Office.

6. Someone who has no problem calling Rosie O’Donnell a pig, yet throws a tantrum when a bunch of Millennials and Gen Z teens call him DiaperDon on Twitter.

7. No longer my president as of January 20, 2021

1. Donald Trump didn’t do jackshit for America when COVID hit, and after he got it, claims that it’s “not that bad” stfu.

2. When Donald Trump lost the election, he cried out “fraud” even though it was proved to be legit. Still refuses to accept it as of December 2020.

3. We all know the things Donald Trump has said

4. People come for Joe Biden because he smelled a girl’s hair; the same people who ignore the fact that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual assault

5. The president should be an experienced politician, Donald Trump was never a politician.

6. Donald Trump, the king of insults, can’t handle a bunch of 18-year-olds calling him a baby?

7. Americans will soon be free from Donald Trump’s fascist ways.

by Some.Random.Bitch December 4, 2020

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Donald Trump

A president

A president of the pass

Me: Donald trump is not a president anymore

by sasd May 27, 2021

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Doing a Donald

The act of doing something very stupid without a thought for the consequences for anyone else

"hey bro what do you think of someone that may start world war 3 by constantly provoking a deranged nuclear armed dictator" " Well I'd think they were really dumb, and their actions should be described as Doing a Donald!

by Big Jack's Bollocks September 29, 2017


Donald Trumped

The act of cleaning out your hair brush, forming the hair into a ball-like shape, then placing said hair on top of something to make it look like Donald Trump, preferably any stuffed creature that you have around the house.

Me: Why does that stuffed Hershey's kiss have a toupee??
GF: I Donald Trumped it last night after brushing my hair, no big deal.

by fat alexxxxxx March 6, 2014

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Donald Glover

God. Like actual god. Oh you doubt me, faggot? Okay well hes a voice actor, an actor, a comedian, a rapper, a DJ, a coder, a director, and a former T.V. show host. He is the best donald.

Woah... dude I think Donald Glover will release a new album soon...
Nope lmao

by R3XY February 13, 2019

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donald fuck

Having sex with your shirt on, because Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants

I was feeling lazy so I just took off my pants and left my shirt on. It was a Donald Fuck.

by tgnj5 April 8, 2016

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Donald Trump

A crusty ass orange bitch.

Boy: Who's the worst person on the planet?
Girl: Donald Trump

by Vanilla.Latte40 November 6, 2020

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