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Glitter Troll

the term for a radical left snowflake invader in the tabletop role-playing game space. The polar opposite of a grognard. The blue-haired nose-ringed pseudo-geeks who invaded D&D and started complaining about the word 'race' as applied to elves, dwarves, etc. They came into the fantasy gaming space and started claiming all sorts of goofy crap, saying drow and orcs were 'black-coded,' inadvertently showcasing their own weird racism. They're the reason the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide has a whole section on triggers and safety tools. It is due to their influence that we now have D&D characters that exist as transvestites in wheelchairs in a fantasy setting where they could become able-bodied biological women with like... two spells. Wild narcissism.

We left the game room at the convention after some Glitter Troll came in and sarted sperging out because our homebrew character sheets didn't have a place for pronouns. Thankfully, Sarah saved the day by ordering pizza and inviting us all to play in her room.

by Loupvapeur November 24, 2024


Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 13, 2021


to glitter someone

The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.

- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”

by the pingüin December 8, 2019


Glitter-due

The residue/left overs of glitter/ glitter glue.

Abby did you leave any Glitter-due?

Why is their Glitter-due everywhere!

by sillywillyepic June 5, 2024


Glitter Dick

The fancy way to fuck someone

Your mom has a Glitter Dick

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017


Glitter Dick

Another name for your fellow gay

"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018


Glitter Dick

The one inch pinch of your grade

The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin

by Piss on my cat January 6, 2021