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when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'
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The sudden relief of finally being able to release a shit after a long period of time
One would say; Ahhh the eagle has landed
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The act of making a girl externally sticky, by the means of either pouring a drink on her (i.e. beer) or by splashing her with bodily fluids (i.e. semen), then followed by tossing glitter in her face to make her "feel pretty", then finished by expelling her from your dwelling (i.e. dorm or hotel room).
Yeah I'm gonna Ke$ha (verb) that bitch after i jizz on her face.
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An ah ha moment is when someone does something that reveals there true personality or when you realize that something isn't right about a person.
I had an ah ha moment when Jason told me there wasn't room in the car. I had heard later that he brought someone else instead of me.
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...a way of life, a style of living, mankinds one only perfect creation....
dude dawg, i was so fucked up last night i decided to hit up the tube and was some fx. then sum nigguhs came over and they was like.. yo b, lets go smoke sum shit up.. i b like nawww mann fx has the movies son you bettuh check yoself befo you wreck yoself maynnn... then they left.. and dem mo fuckuhs was missin out
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Fandom: Used to express joy when a fan's ship comes to pass esp. in a TV show.
Oh my gosh! They kissed! They finally kissed! The ship has sailed!
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Famous Words of Neil Armstrong as he guided the Apollo Lunar Lander "Eagle" in it's final stages of landing on the moon in 1969.
Houston, Tranquillity base here. The Eagle has Landed.
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