Hold Your Tongue

1) Ridiculous old-school talk which means "Don't say anything". It's right up there with "Pick your feet up", "Pull your socks up", "Hold your horses" and "Sleep tight". These are also phrases which, if taken literally, would be amusing viewing.

2) A cautionary comment to a bloke who may be considering sex with a woman whose disease status is unknown, but looks rife. (Condoms won't help if you're making oral contact with females, kids. They're not magic.) It obviously means "Don't go down on her, you'll get herpes"

1) "My mummy says you're a harlot"
"Hold your tongue, Julia! And pick your feet up!"

2) "Right, I'm leaving now. Guys, this is Kelly"
(gestures to bleach blonde wearing velour tracksuit and giant hoop earrings, chewing gum and smoking at the same time)
"Alright, but Dave? Take this durex and for the love of God, hold your tongue"

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Hindu Hold up

When a large black male sticks his dick in a cup of chilli and tries to rob a 7 eleven by by making the indian man behind the counter choke to death on his freakishly huge cock and then leaves behind a trail of chilli to leave his mark

I'll be home late tonight debra, i cant talk right now...I'm attempting my 25th Hindu Hold up.

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hold your horses

Wait up. Don't get started yet. From the days of horse and buggy; hold the horses so they don't run off before you're ready.

Hold your horses! The boss isn't here yet.

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Holding up 4s

Holding up 4s means you get absolutely no bitches

Look. Luke is holding up 4s. He gets no bitches

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Hold your balls

Calm down. Used the same way as "slow your roll" or "chill".

you need to just hold your balls for a second, you're getting too worked up over this

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Holding up 4s

When someone holds up 4s it means they have a huge penis and know to use it

“Did you see lami holding up 4s”
“Ofc I did his cock must be huge”
“Yeah dude I’m still surprised I can walk after he came over “

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African sleeper hold

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

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