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When you throw up and shit into a girls vagina and then proceed to stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweater.
Sorry I couldn’t come to the party I was giving Brittany a North Carolina hot pocket
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A vagina that is ready and waiting.
yo my girl was so horny, she just wanted me to fill her hot sausage pocket.
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I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!
The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
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when you defecate inside a woman's vagina during sexual relations
do you listen to hot mulligan
no but i hot mulligan pocketed your mom
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When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.
Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night
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When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children
I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!