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The best-selling sequel to How to Sex 1, written by TommyInnit.
Guy 1: Have you read TommyInnit's newest novel How to Sex 2?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: I recommend reading it, but if you don't, just remember page 12.
Guy 2: What's it say on page 12?
Guy 1: "SEX WITH BADBOYHALO, DO NOT DO IT."
Guy2: Ew WTF, I'd never do that!
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"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
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ASGASGASGASGASGASGA blutext
This is how everything dies --BLUE TEXT BABY
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Used as a diversion to a conversation in attempt to change a subject when it gets awkward.
Person 1: Awesome night last night
Person 2: Yeah was heaps fun, especially that part when you fell over on the d floor
Person 1: Hhahahaa yeah how embarrassing, not as bad as you mackin on with that fugly guy
Person 2: Yeah so how about that weather?
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2
How many genders are there?
2
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The well spoken CATS from Zero-Wing kindly asking how the crew are after setting them up the bomb. How kind.
Captain: It's you!!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen?
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This phrase can be said and used in a lot of situations including when someone is prejudiced, ignorant or racist.
For Example, In your work place when the manager gives your white work colleague a promotion even though it is clear to everyone including the manager and yourself that he is just a lazy worker who gets by using people and doing minimum work whilst you suffering from institutional and corruption worked exceptionally hard etc but got nothing in return so the black worker says "I see how it is!"
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