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The "points" on reddit.com, also known as upvotes and downvotes.
Every post on reddit.com gets "internet points."
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A girl or woman, married or single, who is willingly or unknowingly photographed or filmed in sexually graphic or provocative positions or poses, either completely naked, or in provocative and revealing clothing, with the intention of the photographer to post the best photos and videos on the Internet.
1. Gary and Bonnie were both intensely aroused while he photographed her naked, excited by their planning to post them online, knowing guys and maybe even women would be getting off as they enjoyed her shameless naked poses, while her husband had no idea his darling was one more Internet snatch.
2. When Pat got his wife Gerry home from the party, she was totally wasted and out of it. He dumped her on the bed, and as she fell into a deeper and deeper sleep, he slowly undressed her, then positioned her provocatively. Next, standing on a kitchen chair, he began taking a series of photographs, moving her body into new, increasingly lewd and revealing positions as he progressed. Then afterwards, he uploaded the best, most arousing images to the computer and posted them on a favorite website of his. He then emailed several cyber friends to let them know the photos had posted. Although Gerry had no idea, she had become an Internet snatch for a select few of her husband's friends.
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An internet fairy is similar to the troll in that an individual anonomously pokes fun at unsuspecting individuals online. The distinction between the two can be made by the cute and endearing nature of the faerie that is practically harmless in nature.
internet fairies practice fairy-ing
"My entire blog was COVERED with animated kittens! when I woke up this morning"
"Must have been an internet fairy".
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A limited and perhaps temporary state of notoriety enjoyed by people, groups, works or feats that are made public exclusively (or nearly so) via the internet. The audience is of limited size, though their devotion may be intense. The "internet" qualifier emphasizes the limited breadth of notoriety in this medium, and its easy-come, easy-go nature. Internet fame may be contrasted with fame conferred by traditional media, which have relatively much greater access barriers and which react to change much more slowly.
An "internet famous" person might be deeply admired, but the total number of admirers is invariably smaller than that of a conventionally famous television, music, or film celebrity. This notoriety might persist: it is not necessarily limited to a Warhol moment of fifteen minutes.
This expression has a neutral connotation; it is not pejorative.
''You say Gabe and Tycho were at the 'con and you met them! SQUEE! ZOMG! They are so incredibly famous!!''
''Yeah, they were really nice, but they're just internet famous: my neighbors and relatives have never heard of them.''
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Someone who acts like he's El Chapo behind the safety of his keyboard to compensate for his small dick, inability to attract women and gain respect from other men, and its built like Steven Tyler in real life.
Kurt Barner talking mad shit he'd never say in real life in the comment section today. Kurt Barner is hereby nominated internet gangster of the year award 🏆
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Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?
Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet
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Internet Whore (N.)
1- One who excessively updates their live journal, has a profile full of ridiculously colorful text (and song lyrics), and has most importantly, a myspace where they are often found tYpInG and (usually) acting retardedly.
"mY nAmE iS seXii Mike nd meh Hobiez includez:
Moonlight Strolls
Fresh German Chocolates
Dancing to the 'flashdance' soundtrack!
O, LoL and im Allergic to Peanutz!!!
OmG iLLy!!! I LUB J00!!":-D
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