When your black shoes so shiny
My black shoes so shiny they tinfoil shoes
When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.
I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.
Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.
Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
when u licking the pussy and she squirts in your boots
Bro i was having sex with her and she gave me pilgrim shoes!
A Jewish man that never changes his shoes.
There goes the Rabbi, and he's wearing the same orthodox shoe as always.
when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends
hey man you wana see my track shoes
N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.
"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe