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Jesus is the type of boy that will cheer up your day in a instant. He’s smart, has a weird sense of humor, cute, and most of all, he’s a wonderful friend. He’s a loyal to all his friends and dates the best girls. Any girl that dates him is lucky af. He’s understanding and supportive. He’s athletic, which is pretty hot. Every girl has a crush on him so ladies, good luck with the competition. He loves soccer, maybe more than he loves his girl... but overall he’s the best person ever!! Anyone who has him is one lucky son of a bitch.
Jesus is so fkn hot 😍
Wow!! Jesus is such an amazing friend
I’d totally smash Jesus 🤤
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Cannot be used if your mum is very religious
Erin: hey isnt your name pronounced hey-soos
Jesus: no, my mum is very religious
Erin: Wouldnt that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?
Jesus: F*CK!!!!
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Jesus is the son of God, who was sent down from the heavens to save all people form the temptations of Satan.
Church leader:
We will now say The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
Jesus: I am proud of humanity.
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Jesus was a great guy who caused many great things to happen.
GOD's son Jesus
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The savior of the world. The one who died on the cross for our sins!
Guy 1: whose Jesus
Girl 1: he died on the cross for our Sins£
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