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Jesus was a great guy who caused many great things to happen.
GOD's son Jesus
The savior of the world. The one who died on the cross for our sins!
Guy 1: whose Jesus
Girl 1: he died on the cross for our Sins£
Man believed by Christians to be the Messiah from Jewish prophecy and Son of God. He said : " Love one another as you some yourself." His messages could be summerised as :love, peace, forgiveness and He was the only way to Heaven(John 3:16) .
Jesus said you must love your neighbors as you love yourself. peace love Christ Christians Faith
Jesus is the son of God, who was sent down from the heavens to save all people form the temptations of Satan.
Church leader:
We will now say The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, Who art in heaven: Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
Jesus: I am proud of humanity.
Jesus was born of a slut mother. The year was 0 Bc, mary and joseph were having problems with money and were about to be evicted from the summer loft by their dick land lord, Richard Cheney. Before Jesus was born they decided to move to bethlaham and rent a stable for the night. Jesus was born with his natural enemy being Super-Satan who rode on a flying motorcycle carrying a jar of marmalade which made you commit adultery. Jesus grew up and by -22Bc. Jesus joined the us army and fought in vietnam. he lost both legs six fingers and gave a rib to eden. He did a lot of drugs there so he had delusins that he was the son of god and followed bybums all accros modern manhatten. Eventually all the doctor jews got together and made jesus a criminal by saying his phsycodelic treatments where against the law. Jesus was found bumming for cigarrettes in jersey and was set to be hung from an old oak in league city texas. the words above jesus' head read "King of 281"
Jesus, Stop the malpractise.