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Little ferry is a small, densely populated town (6864 / sq. mi.) in northeast new jersey with 5 apartment complexes that hold nearly two fifths of its population. There is a ridiculously high amount of drug activity and the crime rate is through the roof. Little Ferry is known for its coke dealers.
*sightings*
about every other day, I see a little ferry kid mugging an old lady
*dialogue*
-Hey Rob, can I score a gram of coke off you?
-Yeah dog, come through to grove, park around the corner.
-Are your bags legit now?
-Yea yo, I swear this time it's not all baking soda and flour!
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Also known as Little Bitch Syndrome, or LBS. Having Little Bitch Syndrome causes difficulties to operate as a functioning human being and results in one running away from problems, deeming them a little fucking bitch.
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Here are some signs of being a Little Bitch
1. Inability to understand other peoples feelings, concerns, and opinions
2. Indirectly calls one out due to fear of that one's intentions
3. Bringing up one's past to counter another's argument
4. Refuses or avoids settling an argument in person
5. Won't admit their/ a mutuals wrongdoing
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These are only a few signs of LBS. If you know anyone with any of these characteristics, tell them they are a little bitch.
friend 1: "He said he was going to beat my ass. He wouldn't even come talk to me face to face about when I told him to do it."
friend 2: "That's because he's a little bitch."
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The act of smearing chocolate on the upper lip of someone sleeping and crapping in a cup next to their bed.
Oh man, Rich was so drunk last night, his wife gave him a little Susan after he passed out and he freaked when he woke up.
The fricking reason I don’t always happy.
You play Roblox with friend and your idiot brother joins silently and someone else kills him, he screams and rages because he’s a little brother, then mom makes you get off and let’s bro stay on
Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.
"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."
A nice backhand slap to the testicles, hurts like you never known
When a David Johnson is seperate for a long period of time, without regular double dutch ruddering each other they develop a facial herpes virus
Got a little herps because betts has been on course for a month