When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
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a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.
Dj was touching men while we were high last night, he is such a meat case
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The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.
That girl is pretty cute, but I like a little more meat on the bones.
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The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
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Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.
He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.
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Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.
'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'
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Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.
"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".
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