Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.
Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"
A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?
Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet
Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish
1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..
2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"
a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
"those are some nice moist pages you got there"